And you better bring a change of clothes
So we can sail our laughing pianos along a beam of light
But I'm quite alright
if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused
*brings a girl home n then starts flickin my bedroom lights on n off* “welcome to hell! Welcome to hell!”
Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.
Thanks dailydot :)
So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?
"Do not come any closer."
Now that’s a well done biblical license plate.